Funny church sayings and quotes
1. "I'm not perfect, just forgiven."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case."
4. "I'm not sure if God has a sense of humor, but he sure has a great sense of timing."
5. "God must love stupid people; he made so many of them."
6. "I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
8. "I'm not old, I'm just a little chronologically gifted."
9. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
10. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."
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