Funny church sayings for signs
1. "Don't make me come down there!" - God
2. "Free coffee, eternal salvation - choose wisely!"
3. "Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet him."
4. "God answers knee-mail."
5. "Exercise daily - walk with the Lord."
6. "When life gives you lemons, pray for lemonade."
7. "Stop, drop, and roll won't work in hell."
8. "Give the devil an inch and he'll be a ruler."
9. "God's love is like a circle, no beginning, no end."
10. "Faith is not believing that God can, it's knowing that He will."
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1. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.2. Finders keepers, losers weepers.3. I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.4. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.5. Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.6.
Strong as an ox, stubborn as a mule.
1. Turning 30 is like reaching the top of the hill in the rollercoaster of life - buckle up for the ride ahead!2. At 30, you're officially a 'grown-up'...but let's be real, we're all just faking it until we make it!3. They say life begins at 30, but I'm still waiting for the instruction manual
1. Keep your toes crossed!2. Toe-tally awesome!3. Toe-tally tubular!4. Toe the line.5. Put your best toe forward.6. Toe-tally ridiculous!7. Toe-riffic!8. Toe-tally bonkers!9. Toe-tally hilarious!10. Toe-tally toe-rific!
1. Fuggetaboutit - A common phrase used to dismiss something or someone.2. Go take a hike - A way of telling someone to leave or go away.3. Bada bing, bada boom - An expression used to signify something happening quickly or easily.4. You talkin' to me? - A tough-guy response to someone quest
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1. Life is short, so make the most of every moment.2. Happiness is a choice, so choose to enjoy life.3. Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.4. Life is too short to be anything but happy.5. Find joy in the journey, not just the destination.6. Live in the
1. You're a smart cookie!2. You're on a roll!3. You're a star student!4. You're sweeter than candy!5. You're crushing it!6. You're a shining example of hard work!7. You're a true gem!8. You're a bright spark in the classroom!9. You're a real smarty pants!10. You're a true scholar!
Kenny Sebastian is a popular Indian stand-up comedian known for his witty and relatable humor. Here are some of his famous sayings:1. Life is like a movie, but it's a really bad movie because you're in it.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing.3. I'm not a morning person or a
1. Welcome to my nightmare, where the only thing scarier than the music is my eyeliner.2. School's out forever, but the nightmares are just beginning.3. I'm your poison, your deadly addiction. Welcome to my twisted world.4. Feed my Frankenstein, and I'll show you a whole new level of rock 'n'