Funny church signs sayings
1. "Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet him."
2. "Free coffee, everlasting life. Yes, we have a deal for you!"
3. "God answers knee-mail, not email."
4. "Don't make me come down there! - God"
5. "If you're praying for a sign, this is it."
6. "Come in for a faith lift."
7. "Thou shalt not park here, violators will be baptized."
8. "God's last name is not damn."
9. "Give the devil an inch and he'll be a ruler."
10. "Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite."
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