Funny classroom sayings
1. "I before E, except after C... and in a bunch of other weird words."
2. "Why is the math book sad? Because it has too many problems."
3. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just really good at guessing."
4. "Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake."
5. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
6. "I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes."
7. "Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright."
8. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing my tasks."
9. "Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems."
10. "I'm not late, I'm just on teacher time."
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