Funny cleaning quotes and sayings
1. "Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing." - Phyllis Diller
2. "Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places." - Unknown
3. "I always clean before the cleaning lady comes. If not, when I come home, I can't find anything." - Rita Rudner
4. "I have a love-hate relationship with cleaning. I love a clean house, but I hate cleaning." - Unknown
5. "Cleaning the house while the kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing." - Phyllis Diller
6. "My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors." - Bette Midler
7. "I don't mind cleaning, as long as it doesn't involve actually cleaning." - Unknown
8. "Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard." - Marcelene Cox
9. "Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing." - Phyllis Diller
10. "Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places." - Unknown
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