Funny cleanliness sayings
1. "A clean house is a sign of a wasted life."
2. "I clean when I'm stressed, so if your house is spotless, you know why."
3. "I clean because I'm too lazy to look for things."
4. "Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places."
5. "I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination... and a messy house."
6. "I'm not messy, I'm just creatively organized."
7. "My house isn't messy, it's just a collection of my things spread out for easy access."
8. "Cleaning the house while kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing."
9. "I don't always clean, but when I do, it's usually because we have company coming over."
10. "I clean up nicely, but I live messily."
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