Funny clever apple sayings

1. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit!"

2. "Life is like an apple, it's sweet but you have to deal with the core."

3. "You're the apple of my pie."

4. "I'm the apple of my own eye."

5. "An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough."

6. "An apple a day keeps anyone away if you aim well."

7. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, call me."

8. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is handsome, keep the apples coming."

9. "An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough and yell 'I'm a doctor!'"

10. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the apple and call me."

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