1. "I'm feeling a bit green around the gills."
2. "He's as red as a beetroot."
3. "She's as yellow as a banana."
4. "I'm as blue as a smurf."
5. "He's as purple as a grape."
6. "She's as pink as a flamingo."
7. "I'm as orange as a traffic cone."
8. "He's as black as night."
9. "She's as white as a ghost."
10. "I'm as brown as a bear."
Above is Funny coloured sayings.
1. I thought I could handle the pain, but then I saw you with someone else.2. Sometimes the heartbreak is so deep, it feels like it's etched into my soul.3. I gave you my heart, but all you did was break it into a million pieces.4. I never knew a broken heart could hurt this much until you wa
1. May your birthday be as special as you are.2. Wishing you a day filled with love, laughter, and joy.3. Another year older, another year wiser. Happy birthday!4. May your birthday be the start of a year filled with good luck, good health, and much happiness.5. Celebrate today and cherish
1. Love is not about how many days, months, or years you have been together. It's about how much you love each other every single day. Happy Anniversary!2. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. Happy Anniversary to my forever love.3. Cheers to a
1. No taxation without representation!2. Give me liberty or give me death!3. United we stand, divided we fall.4. The British are coming!5. Live free or die.6. Don't tread on me.7. Join or die.8. Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.9. We must all hang together, or assuredly we s
1. Drummers hit it harder.2. Drummers do it with rhythm.3. Drummers have the best beats.4. Drummers march to the beat of their own drum.5. Drummers keep the band in time.6. Drummers make the world go round.7. Drummers have the best timing.8. Drummers are the heartbeat of the band.9.
1. Because I said so, that's why.2. If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?3. Money doesn't grow on trees.4. I'm not running a hotel here.5. Don't make me come in there!6. I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it.7. You'll understand when you're
Misheard sayings, also known as mondegreens, can be quite humorous. Here are a few examples of misheard sayings that can make you chuckle:1. Original saying: The pen is mightier than the sword.Misheard saying: The pen is mightier than the swordfish.2. Original saying: A watched pot never boils.
1. As red as a cherry, bold and bright, love is a flame that ignites the night.2. In a world of gray, be the cherry red that stands out.3. Life is a cherry, sweet and fleeting, savor every moment before it's gone.4. Like a cherry on top, add a touch of sweetness to every day.5. Let your pas
1. Welcome to our happily ever after2. Love is in the air, welcome to our wedding3. Today two families become one, welcome to our wedding4. Welcome to the beginning of forever5. Love is the key, welcome to our wedding6. Join us as we say 'I do', welcome to our wedding7. Happily ever aft
1. The capacity to learn is a gift; the ability to learn is a skill; the willingness to learn is a choice. - Brian Herbert2. Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela3. Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.