Funny communist sayings
1. "I asked my communist friend how he was doing. He said, 'I'm just Stalin.'"
2. "Why did the communist break up with his girlfriend? Because she kept saying 'I need some space.'"
3. "I told my communist friend a joke about capitalism. He didn't laugh, but I think he was Lenin towards it."
4. "Why did the communist go to the party alone? Because he couldn't find a proletariat date."
5. "I asked my communist friend if he wanted to go out for dinner. He said, 'Sure, as long as it's not a bourgeois restaurant.'"
6. "Why did the communist bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the drinks were on the house."
7. "I told my communist friend a joke about bread. He said, 'That's not funny, bread is a serious matter.'"
8. "Why did the communist refuse to play poker? Because he didn't want to deal with the bourgeoisie."
9. "I asked my communist friend if he wanted to watch a movie. He said, 'Only if it's a proletariat film.'"
10. "Why did the communist bring a map to the party? Because he wanted to show everyone the way to the revolution."
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