Funny computer quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not anti-social, I'm just not user-friendly."
2. "I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code."
3. "There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't."
4. "I'm not a computer nerd, I prefer the term 'hacker extraordinaire'."
5. "Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life."
6. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
7. "I have a love-hate relationship with my computer. It loves to hate me."
8. "I think, therefore I am... probably not a computer."
9. "To err is human, but to really mess things up requires a computer."
10. "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
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1. 一年之计在于春,一日之计在于晨。(The whole year's work depends on a good start in spring, and the whole day's work depends on a good start in the morning.)2. 时不我待,岁不我待。(Time waits for no one, years wait for no one.)3. 一寸光阴一寸金,寸金难买寸光阴。(An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, but an inch of time cannot be purcha
1. I am vengeance, I am the night, I am Batman.2. It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.3. The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.4. I wear a mask. And that mask, it's not to hide who I am, but to create what I am.5. A hero can
1. Family is not an important thing, it's everything. - Michael J. Fox2. Family is where life begins and love never ends.3. In family life, love is the oil that eases friction, the cement that binds closer together, and the music that brings harmony. - Friedrich Nietzsche4. Family is a link t
1. محبت میں جدیدیت نہیں ہوتی، وہی پرانی کہانیاں ہمیشہ دلوں میں بسی رہتی ہیں۔2. دل کی باتوں کو بیان کرنا مشکل ہوتا ہے، کبھی کبھار صرف آنکھوں کی زبان ہی کافی ہوتی ہے۔3. محبت کی راہوں میں کبھی کبھار راستے ہی بند ہو جاتے ہیں، لیکن جو محبت سچی ہوتی ہے، وہ کبھی بھی نہیں ٹوٹتی۔4. دل کی باتوں کو کوئی
1. Wishing you a day filled with love, laughter, and all your heart desires. Happy Birthday!2. May your birthday be as special as you are to me. Have a wonderful day!3. Another year older, another year wiser. Here's to a fantastic birthday and an even better year ahead!4. On your special day,
1. I'm not a handyman, I'm a tool enthusiast.2. I'm so good with tools, I can fix things just by looking at them.3. I have a love-hate relationship with tools - they love to break on me.4. Tools are like friends - you never know how much you need them until you're in a bind.5. I'm not clums
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