Funny concert quotes and sayings
1. "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra
2. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." - Rodney Dangerfield
3. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
4. "I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness." - Emo Philips
5. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright
6. "I'm not sure if I lost my mind or found it." - Unknown
7. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity." - Unknown
8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
9. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode." - Unknown
10. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown
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