1. "Cover your stump before you hump."
2. "Don't be silly, wrap your willy."
3. "No glove, no love."
4. "If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it."
5. "Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks."
6. "Condoms are cheaper than diapers."
7. "Don't be a fool, protect your tool."
8. "Put a hat on that soldier."
9. "Keep it wrapped, keep it safe."
10. "Don't make a mistake, cover your snake."
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I'm not familiar with that specific saying. It could be a metaphorical expression that conveys the idea of someone taking action or making a decision that leads to a new opportunity or outcome. If you have any more context or details about the saying, I'd be happy to try to provide a more accurate i