1. "Wrap it before you tap it!"
2. "Don't be silly, protect your willy!"
3. "No glove, no love!"
4. "Keep it covered, keep it safe!"
5. "Don't make a mistake, cover your snake!"
6. "Condoms: the ultimate wingman!"
7. "Protect your stick, before you dip!"
8. "Don't be a fool, cover your tool!"
9. "Safety first, pleasure second!"
10. "Better to be safe than sorry, wrap that starry!"
Above is Funny condoms sayings.
1. Life is a journey, not a destination. - Ralph Waldo Emerson2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer4. Don't let t
1. Morning sickness is just a reminder that there's a little miracle growing inside you.2. Morning sickness is a small price to pay for the joy of motherhood.3. Embrace the queasiness, it's a sign that your baby is thriving.4. Morning sickness is temporary, but the love for your baby will las
1. Cleanliness is next to godliness.2. Wash your worries away.3. Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.4. Let's make today a good hair day.5. Inhale confidence, exhale doubt.6. You look good in black and white.7. Life is like a bath, the longer you're in it, the more wrinkled you ge
1. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!2. Joy to the World!3. Peace on Earth, Goodwill to All.4. Let it snow!5. Believe in the magic of Christmas.6. Tis the season to be jolly.7. Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas!8. May your days be merry and bright.9. All I want for Christmas is you.10. S
1. Eat clean, stay lean.2. You are what you eat, so don't be fast, cheap, easy, or fake.3. Don't wait until you're sick to start eating healthy.4. Health is not about the weight you lose, but about the life you gain.5. Eat well, feel well, live well.6. Nourish your body, it's the only pla
1. Oh look, another silver fox in the making.2. Who needs hair dye when you can just embrace the distinguished look?3. Grey hair, because wisdom is just seeping out of your follicles.4. A few grey hairs? Just your hair's way of reminding you that time is ticking.5. Grey hair, because nothin
1. As fresh as a head of cabbage.2. Hard as a cabbage heart.3. Cool as a cabbage.4. Tougher than cabbage leaves.5. In a pickle like cabbage.6. Sweating like a cabbage in a stew.7. Cabbage patch kid.8. Cabbage and kings.9. Cabbage soup for the soul.10. Cabbage head.
1. Conch Republic - Referring to the independent spirit of the Florida Keys, inspired by the brief secession of Key West in 1982.2. Margaritaville - Inspired by the laid-back lifestyle depicted in Jimmy Buffett's songs, which often reference the Florida Keys.3. Salt life - Embracing the coasta
1. You're the sprinkles on my cupcake, the icing on my cake, and the love of my life. Happy Valentine's Day, friend!2. Roses are red, violets are blue, you're an amazing friend and I'm grateful for you. Happy Valentine's Day!3. Friendship is like a box of chocolates, sweet, delightful, and alwa
1. Embrace the wild side.2. Adventure awaits, embrace the journey.3. Find your inner strength and let it shine.4. Stand tall, stand strong, be a ranger.5. Nature is calling, answer the call.6. Explore the unknown, conquer the impossible.7. In the wilderness, find your true self.8. Pro