Funny confucius sayings

1. "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot."

2. "Man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhausted."

3. "Man who fart in church sit in own pew."

4. "Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."

5. "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."

6. "Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."

7. "Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion."

8. "Man who sneeze without tissue take matters into his own hands."

9. "Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache."

10. "Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants."

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