1. Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
2. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
3. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
4. Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
5. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Above is Funny confucius says sayings.
1. I'm not the brightest crayon in the box.2. I'm a few fries short of a Happy Meal.3. The lights are on but nobody's home.4. I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.5. I'm a few sandwiches short of a picnic.6. I'm not the brightest bulb in the box.7. I'm not the sharpest knife in the dra
Here is a simple Christmas saying cross stitch pattern for you:Pattern:-------------------------Merry ChristmasMaterials needed:- Aida fabric- Embroidery floss in red and green- Embroidery needle- Embroidery hoopInstructions:1. Start by threading your needle with red embroidery floss.2. Begin stitch
1. Blood is thicker than water.2. Family is not an important thing, it's everything.3. Family is like branches on a tree, we all grow in different directions yet our roots remain as one.4. In family life, love is the oil that eases friction, the cement that binds closer together, and the musi
1. Soaking in a hot tub is like a hug from the inside out.2. Hot tubs: where the bubbles are as relaxing as the company.3. Life is better in a hot tub, especially with good friends and a glass of wine.4. Hot tubs: where stress goes to melt away.5. Soaking in a hot tub is my kind of therapy.
1. Sour grapes - used to describe someone who criticizes or belittles something they desire but cannot have.2. The grapevine - a term used to describe the spread of rumors or gossip.3. Life is a bowl of grapes - a play on the saying life is a bowl of cherries, suggesting that life is full of
1. Health care is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get...but hopefully it's not a surprise bill!2. They say laughter is the best medicine, but I'm pretty sure my insurance doesn't cover stand-up comedy.3. I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to sto
1. Thinking of you during this difficult time. Sending you love and strength.2. May you find comfort in the memories you shared. My thoughts are with you.3. In times of sorrow, know that you are not alone. I am here for you.4. Wishing you peace and healing as you navigate through this challen
1. Teaching is the profession that teaches all other professions.2. A teacher takes a hand, opens a mind, and touches a heart.3. Teaching is the greatest act of optimism.4. Teachers plant the seeds of knowledge that last a lifetime.5. Teaching is a work of heart.6. The influence of a good
1. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.2. Like a chicken with its head cut off.3. Don't be a chicken, take a risk!4. Happy as a clam.5. Nest egg.6. Rule the roost.7. Pecking order.8. Foul play.9. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.10. Feather in your cap.
1. La mort n'est qu'un passage. (Death is just a passage.)2. À chaque mort, nous perdons un peu de nous-mêmes. (With each death, we lose a part of ourselves.)3. La mort n'est que le commencement d'une nouvelle vie. (Death is only the beginning of a new life.)4. La mort n'est rien, mais vivre