1. Man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhausted.
2. Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
3. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
4. Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
5. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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1. I'm the boss, so my word is law.2. I don't care about your personal life, just get the work done.3. If you can't handle the pressure, maybe this job isn't for you.4. I don't have time for your complaints, just do your job.5. I expect you to work overtime without extra pay, it's part of t
Ogham tattoos are a beautiful way to incorporate Irish sayings into your body art. Here are a few Irish sayings that you could consider for an Ogham tattoo:1. Gra go deo - Love forever2. Anam cara - Soul friend3. Síocháin - Peace4. Sláinte - Health5. Ádh mór - Good luck6. Croí álainn - B
1. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... but if the white runs out, I'll take red or green.2. I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy.3. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is buying gifts for all to hear.4. I'm only a morning person on December 25th.5. Dear Santa, I can explain...
Here are some sayings related to how people's actions reflect how they should be treated:1. Actions speak louder than words.2. Treat others as you would like to be treated.3. You teach people how to treat you by what you allow, what you stop, and what you reinforce.4. Respect is earned, hones
Here are some quotes and sayings from Blaine Anderson on the TV show Glee:1. Being part of something special makes you special, right? 2. I'm not afraid of being different. I'm afraid of being the same as everyone else.3. You can't always control who you're attracted to.4. You don't have to b
Joseline Hernandez, a reality TV star known for her appearances on Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta, is known for her bold and sassy personality. Here are some of her famous sayings:1. I'm the baddest b*tch. Period.2. I'm not a regular b*tch, I'm a cool b*tch.3. I'm the Puerto Rican princess, honey.4.
1. I'm not single, I'm independently owned and operated.2. Single doesn't mean lonely, it means you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.3. Being single is not a status, it's a choice.4. Single is not a status, it's a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjo
1. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. - The Golden Rule2. Treat others the way you want to be treated.3. Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. - Ian Maclaren4. In everything, do to others what you would have them do to you. - Matthew 7:125. The best way t
1. Believe in yourself and you can achieve anything.2. Dream big and work hard to make it come true.3. Be kind, be brave, be you.4. Every day is a new adventure waiting to be explored.5. You are capable of more than you know.6. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.7. Don
1. Sing like no one is listening, dance like no one is watching, and shower like no one is waiting.2. Wash away your worries in the shower.3. Let the water cleanse your body and your soul.4. In the shower, you are free to be yourself.5. Shower time is me time.6. The best ideas come in the