Funny congrats sayings
1. "Congratulations on finally joining the adulting club! May your coffee be strong and your bills be low."
2. "Congratulations on your promotion! Now you can afford to buy me lunch."
3. "Congratulations on surviving another year of marriage! May your love continue to grow stronger, and your patience continue to grow thicker."
4. "Congratulations on your new job! Remember, the key to success is pretending to know what you're doing."
5. "Congratulations on your new baby! Get ready for sleepless nights, endless diaper changes, and the most rewarding experience of your life."
6. "Congratulations on graduating! Now you can officially join the real world and start paying off those student loans."
7. "Congratulations on your engagement! May your love be as strong as your wifi signal."
8. "Congratulations on your new home! May your mortgage be low and your neighbors be quiet."
9. "Congratulations on your weight loss! Now you can eat a whole cake to celebrate."
10. "Congratulations on your retirement! Time to trade in your alarm clock for a fishing rod and enjoy the good life."
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