Funny contraversialstories sayings
1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
2. "I asked my boss for a raise and he told me to put it in writing. So I wrote 'I deserve a raise' on a $100 bill."
3. "I tried to lose weight by cutting out carbs, but all I lost was my will to live."
4. "I told my therapist I have a fear of commitment. She asked me to commit to coming back next week."
5. "I tried to impress my date by cooking a fancy dinner, but all I managed to burn was my ego."
6. "I asked my cat for relationship advice. He just knocked over a plant and walked away."
7. "I tried to be more spontaneous, but then I realized I had forgotten to pay my rent for three months."
8. "I told my parents I wanted to be a stand-up comedian. They laughed."
9. "I tried to start a diet, but then I remembered that 'die' is in the word 'diet' and decided it wasn't for me."
10. "I told my friends I was going to be more positive. They said they'd believe it when they see it. So I showed them a picture of me smiling."
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