Funny cop sayings quotes

1. "I'm not a cop, I'm just here for the donuts."

2. "I'm not speeding, I'm just testing the limits of my vehicle."

3. "I'm not a regular cop, I'm a cool cop."

4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for when I really need it."

5. "I'm not lost, I'm just taking the scenic route to the crime scene."

6. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my coffee break."

7. "I'm not a cop, I'm a crime prevention specialist."

8. "I'm not giving you a ticket, I'm just giving you a souvenir of our encounter."

9. "I'm not here to ruin your day, I'm here to make sure you have a memorable experience."

10. "I'm not a cop, I'm a superhero in disguise."

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