Funny coworker sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
4. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
5. "I'm not late, I'm just on a different time zone."
6. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my snacks."
7. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the durability of the office furniture."
8. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just waiting for the right moment."
9. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards for mediocrity."
10. "I'm not gossiping, I'm just sharing valuable information."
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