Funny cranky sayings

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."

3. "I'm not grumpy, I just have a low tolerance for stupidity."

4. "I'm not cranky, I just have a permanent scowl."

5. "I'm not rude, I'm just brutally honest."

6. "I'm not a grouch, I just have a high annoyance threshold."

7. "I'm not mean, I just have a low BS tolerance."

8. "I'm not bitter, I just have a refined sense of sarcasm."

9. "I'm not negative, I just have a realistic view of the world."

10. "I'm not difficult, I just have high standards."

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