Funny creepy sayings

1. "I always feel like somebody's watching me...and I have a restraining order to prove it."

2. "I see dead people...but they owe me money."

3. "I like to keep my friends close and my enemies tied up in the basement."

4. "I'm not saying it's haunted, but even the ghosts are afraid to go in there."

5. "I'm not crazy, I just have a lot of imaginary friends who happen to be serial killers."

6. "I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in running away screaming when I hear strange noises at night."

7. "I'm not afraid of the dark, I'm just afraid of what might be lurking in it."

8. "I don't need therapy, I just need a good exorcism."

9. "I don't have a fear of clowns, I have a fear of clowns with knives."

10. "I may be smiling on the outside, but on the inside, I'm plotting world domination...or at least a really good prank."

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