Funny cruise sayings

1. "I'm on a seafood diet... I see food and I eat it!"

2. "Cruising: the art of going to sea without leaving the cocktails behind."

3. "I'm not a regular sailor, I'm a cool sailor."

4. "Life is better on a cruise ship... with a drink in hand!"

5. "I don't always cruise, but when I do, it's in style."

6. "Cruising: where the only thing on my to-do list is relax."

7. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring the ship."

8. "My favorite kind of therapy is a cruise ship balcony view."

9. "Cruising: the only time it's acceptable to wear a fanny pack."

10. "I don't need therapy, I just need a cruise vacation."

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Staycation sayings

1. Vacation mode: on, but staying home.2. Exploring the backyard instead of the world.3. Staycation vibes: relaxation and rejuvenation.4. Home is where the relaxation is.5. Staycation: finding paradise in your own backyard.6. Traveling through books and movies on my staycation.7. Stayca

Angel sayings and poems

Here are a few angel sayings and poems for you:1. Angels are never too distant to hear you. - Unknown2. Angels are the guardians of hope and wonder, the keepers of magic and dreams. - Unknown3. Angels are among us, unseen but ever present. - Unknown4. Angels are watching over you, guiding you

Stripes of a zebra funny sayings

1. I'm not a barcode, I'm a zebra!2. I'm not black with white stripes, I'm white with black stripes!3. I'm rocking these stripes better than any fashion model!4. Why fit in when you were born to stand out... in stripes!5. I may be black and white, but my personality is technicolor!6. Stri

New year sayings 2019

1. Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey2. Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one. - Brad Paisley3. New year, new beginnings, new opportunities. 4. May the new year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! - A

Funny hoodie sayings

1. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not a morning person, I'm not an afternoon person, I'm not an evening person. I'm a sleep person.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not a control freak, but y

Anniveresary sayings

1. Love is not about how many days, months, or years you have been together. Love is about how much you love each other every single day.2. Happy anniversary to the one who makes my heart skip a beat and my life complete.3. In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. In all the world

Sayings hold your close towards you

Keep those who are close to you even closer.

Arab sayings about friendship

1. A friend is one soul dwelling in two bodies. - Arabic Proverb2. A friend is known in adversity, like gold is known in fire. - Arabic Proverb3. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Arabic Proverb4. A friend is a gift you give yourself. - Arabic Proverb5. A tr

Dance sayings and phrases

1. Dance like nobody's watching.2. Dance is the hidden language of the soul.3. Life is better when you dance.4. Dance first, think later.5. Dance is the joy of movement and the heart of life.6. Dance to express, not to impress.7. Dance is the poetry of the foot.8. Dance is the only ar

Sadhguru sayings

Here are some quotes from Sadhguru:1. The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life.2. The only way to experience true wellbeing is to turn inward. This is what yoga means – not up, not out, but in. T