1. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
2. "Espresso yourself."
3. "Coffee: because adulting is hard."
4. "I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and strong."
5. "Coffee is my love language."
6. "May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short."
7. "Coffee first, adulting second."
8. "I run on coffee and sarcasm."
9. "Life happens, coffee helps."
10. "Coffee: because anger management is too expensive."
Above is Funny cups sayings.
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1. You couldn't punch your way out of a paper bag.2. You're about as intimidating as a fluffy bunny.3. You're as tough as a marshmallow.4. You're a walking disaster waiting to happen.5. You're as useful as a screen door on a submarine.6. You're a few fries short of a Happy Meal.7. You'r
1. Let your light shine so brightly that others can see their way out of the dark.2. Spread love wherever you go, let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.3. Angels are always near to those who are grieving, to whisper to them that their loved ones are safe in the hands of God.4. T
1. A stitch in time saves nine.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. The early bird catches the worm.4. Actions speak louder than words.5. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.6. A penny saved is a penny earned.7. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.8. Haste makes waste
1. Wishing you a sweet and Merry Christmas!2. May your Christmas be as delightful as a candy bar!3. Sending you holiday cheer wrapped in chocolate and caramel.4. Hope your Christmas is filled with all the sweet things in life.5. May your Christmas be as satisfying as a candy bar.6. Warm w
1. I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places. - Henny Youngman2. The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to just know. - Will Rogers3. I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.
1. Life begins at 40! Wishing you a year filled with joy, laughter, and all the happiness in the world.2. 40 and fabulous! May this milestone birthday be the start of your best years yet.3. Cheers to 40 years! May your day be as special and wonderful as you are.4. 40 looks good on you! Here's
1. El que madruga, Dios lo ayuda. - The early bird catches the worm.2. A quien madruga, Dios le ayuda. - The early bird gets the worm.3. No hay mal que por bien no venga. - Every cloud has a silver lining.4. Más vale tarde que nunca. - Better late than never.5. La vida es como una c
1. Winners never quit and quitters never win.2. Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.3. Success is where preparation and opportunity meet.4. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.5. Champions keep playing until they get it right.6.
1. A woman's place is in the home.2. Behind every great man is a great woman.3. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.4. A woman's work is never done.5. Women hold up half the sky.6. The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.7. Women are from Venus, men are from Mars.8. A woman'