1. "I'd rather be golfing"
2. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring the rough"
3. "Golf: the only sport where you can drink and drive"
4. "I'm not a pro, but I'm a hole-in-one in your heart"
5. "Grip it and sip it"
6. "I'm not a golfer, I'm a ball whisperer"
7. "I'm not a bogey, I'm a birdie in disguise"
8. "I'm not a slice, I'm a curveball"
9. "Fore-get about it!"
10. "I'm not a sand trap, I'm a beachfront property"
Above is Funny custom golf ball sayings.
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1. Our people are the true strength of our civilization. - Gandhi of India2. Through unity and strength, we shall build a glorious empire. - Cleopatra of Egypt3. The land is our canvas, and we shall paint it with the colors of our civilization. - Catherine de Medici of France4. We must embrac
1. A horse is the projection of peoples' dreams about themselves - strong, powerful, beautiful - and it has the capability of giving us escape from our mundane existence. - Pam Brown2. There is no secret so close as that between a rider and his horse. - Robert Smith Surtees3. In riding a horse,
1. Boys will be boys.2. That's so gay.3. She was asking for it.4. I'm not racist, but...5. You throw like a girl.6. I don't see color.7. You're too sensitive.8. All lives matter.9. I don't believe in climate change.10. I'm not a feminist.
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