Funny dad sayings and quotes
1. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
2. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
3. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
4. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
5. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
6. "I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."
7. "I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."
8. "I'm not a fan of the new restaurant on the moon. It has no atmosphere."
9. "I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with. She said yes, all the others were nines and tens."
10. "I used to be a banker, but I lost interest."
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