Funny dad sayings daughters
1. "I don't always know what I'm doing, but I'm pretty sure I'm doing it wrong."
2. "I used to have a lot of money, but then I had daughters."
3. "I don't always understand what you're saying, but I'll nod and smile anyway."
4. "I'm not just a regular dad, I'm a cool dad... at least that's what I keep telling myself."
5. "I may not be able to fix everything, but I can definitely fix a mean grilled cheese sandwich."
6. "I used to be cool, but then I had daughters and now I'm just embarrassing."
7. "I don't always have the right answers, but I can always make a bad joke."
8. "I may not be the best dancer, but I can definitely embarrass you on the dance floor."
9. "I may not be perfect, but I'm perfectly your dad."
10. "I may not have all the answers, but I do have a lot of dad jokes ready to go."
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