Funny daily quotes and sayings

1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

6. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

9. "I'm not old, I'm vintage."

10. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist in the kitchen."

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New year sayings 2018

1. Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey2. Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one. - Brad Paisley3. New year, new beginnings, new opportunities. 4. May the new year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! - A

Thankful sayings for employees

1. I am grateful for your hard work and dedication to our team.2. Thank you for your commitment to excellence and for always going above and beyond.3. Your positive attitude and willingness to help others does not go unnoticed. Thank you.4. I appreciate your creativity and innovative ideas th

Summer ending sayings

1. As the summer sun sets, so does the season come to an end.2. The days grow shorter, the nights grow cooler, and summer bids us farewell.3. Summer's last breath whispers goodbye, as autumn waits in the wings.4. The lazy days of summer slip away, making room for the crisp embrace of fall.5.

Old sayings food for thought

1. You are what you eat. - This saying emphasizes the importance of consuming healthy and nutritious food for overall well-being.2. A watched pot never boils. - This saying reminds us that being impatient and constantly checking on something will only make the process seem longer.3. You can't h

Any shapes for slogans sayings

Sure! Here are some slogan sayings with shapes:1. Think outside the box with a square shape2. Circle of success with a circle shape3. Triumph in triangles with a triangle shape4. Embrace the curves of creativity with a curved shape5. Square up to challenges with a square shape6. In the he

Cushions with dog sayings

Here are some examples of cushions with dog sayings that you might like:1. Home is where the dog is2. All you need is love and a dog3. Life is better with a dog4. Dog hair, don't care5. My therapist has a wagging tail6. Love is a four-legged word7. In a perfect world, every dog has a ho

Good wishes sayings

1. May your days be filled with joy and laughter.2. Wishing you all the best in everything you do.3. May your dreams come true and your heart be filled with happiness.4. Sending you positive vibes and good energy.5. May you find peace and contentment in all that you do.6. Wishing you success and pro

Cute starburst sayings

1. You're a burst of sunshine in my life!2. You make my heart burst with happiness.3. You're a star in my sky, shining bright.4. You're the sweetest burst of joy.5. You're a starburst of positivity.6. You light up my world like a starburst.7. You're a burst of energy and light.8. You'

Sayings that don't make sense anymore

1. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.2. Don't cry over spilled milk.3. You can't have your cake and eat it too.4. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.5. A penny for your thoughts.6. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.7. The early bird catches the worm.8. Actions speak lo

Sayings about alcohol

1. In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Benjamin Franklin2. Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra3. I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. - W.C. Fields4. I drink to make other people m