Funny daily quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not old, I'm vintage."
10. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist in the kitchen."
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