Funny death quotes and sayings

1. "I intend to live forever, or die trying." - Groucho Marx

2. "I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen

3. "Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down." - Dick Sharples

4. "I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Spike Milligan

5. "I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen

6. "I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen

7. "I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen

8. "I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen

9. "I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen

10. "I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen

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