Funny desktop wallpaper sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

5. "I'm not a morning person, don't talk to me until my desktop wallpaper changes."

6. "I'm not anti-social, I'm just not user-friendly."

7. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."

8. "I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you."

9. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."

10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

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