1. "I'm the poop emoji come to life!"
2. "Warning: Contents may explode at any moment."
3. "I'm a little stinker in training."
4. "I'm the boss of the poop factory."
5. "Just keeping it real in my diaper."
6. "Diaper duty: It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it."
7. "I'm a little bundle of joy and poop."
8. "I'm the reason we can't have nice things."
9. "I'm the king/queen of the diaper kingdom."
10. "I'm a poop machine with a cute face."
Above is Funny diaper sayings.
Every artist was first an amateur.
1. A heart of glass is fragile, handle with care.2. A heart of glass can be shattered by the slightest touch.3. A heart of glass may appear strong, but it is easily broken.4. In a world of steel, be a heart of glass.5. A heart of glass reflects the light, but can also be clouded by darkness
1. To be or not to be, that is the question. - William Shakespeare, from his play Hamlet.2. I think, therefore I am. - René Descartes, from his work Discourse on the Method.3. I have a dream. - Martin Luther King Jr., from his famous speech during the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom i
1. I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.4. I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.5. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?6. I'm not a morning pers
1. Life is too short for bad coffee.2. Coffee is a hug in a mug.3. I like my coffee like I like my mornings - dark and strong.4. Coffee, because adulting is hard.5. Coffee is my love language.6. Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.7. Coffee - because Monday
Humped and dumped is a derogatory slang term used to describe someone who engages in a sexual encounter with someone and then quickly ends the relationship or loses interest. It is considered disrespectful and objectifying. It is important to treat others with respect and kindness in all relations
Here are some sayings of Guru Gobind Singh Ji in Punjabi:1. ਦੇਹ ਸਿਵਾ ਬਰ ਮੋਹਿ ਇਹੈ ਸੁਭ ਕਰਮਨ ਤੇ ਕਬਹੂੰ ਨ ਟਰੋਂ॥Translation: I offer my head to the Lord, I seek no other recompense, such is the act of faith I shall never recoil from.2. ਜਬ ਲਗੁ ਖਾਲਸਾ ਰਹੇ ਨਿਆਰਾ, ਤਬ ਲਗੁ ਤੇਜ ਦੀਓ ਮੈਂ ਸਾਰਾ॥Translation: So
1. She's a real gas guzzler.2. Runs like a dream.3. Built like a tank.4. Purrs like a kitten.5. A real road hog.6. Slicker than snot on a doorknob.7. As smooth as butter.8. A real head-turner.9. Built to last.10. Runs on hopes and dreams.
1. Life begins at 40.2. Forty and fabulous!3. Turning 40 is just the beginning of the best years of your life.4. 40 is the new 30.5. Embrace the wisdom that comes with 40 years of experience.6. Age is merely a number, and you wear 40 with style.7. You're not getting older, you're gettin
Sure, here's a funny saying for you: I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity... it still works!