Funny diet quotes and sayings

1. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

2. "I'm on a diet, I just don't have the willpower to stick to it."

3. "I'm not on a diet, I'm just eating healthier. But I still dream about pizza."

4. "I'm on a diet where I only eat foods that make me happy. So far, I've had a lot of chocolate."

5. "I'm not on a diet, I'm just in a committed relationship with my gym."

6. "I'm on a diet, but it's more of a 'see food and eat it' kind of diet."

7. "I'm on a diet, but I keep forgetting that cookies are not a food group."

8. "I'm on a diet, but I have a cheat day every day."

9. "I'm on a diet, but it's more of a 'try a bite of everything' kind of diet."

10. "I'm on a diet, but I still believe that chocolate is a vegetable."

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