Funny diner sayings

1. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!"

2. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."

3. "I'm not a chef, I just play one in my kitchen."

4. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry."

5. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food artist."

6. "I'm not a food critic, I just know what I like."

7. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food magician. I make food disappear... into my stomach!"

8. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food scientist. I experiment with flavors and hope for the best."

9. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food enthusiast. I get excited about food like it's my job."

10. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food connoisseur. I appreciate the finer things in life... like dessert."

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