Funny dirty 30 sayings

1. "I'm not 30, I'm 29.95 plus tax."

2. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."

3. "Turning 30 is like turning 29 for the third time."

4. "I'm not 30, I'm 18 with 12 years of experience."

5. "At 30, I've finally reached the age where my back goes out more than I do."

6. "30 is the new 20... but with more wine and less drama."

7. "I'm not 30, I'm just 29 with 1 year of experience."

8. "Life begins at 30... and so do the wrinkles."

9. "I'm not over the hill, I'm just on top of it."

10. "I'm 30, flirty, and thriving... well, at least I'm 30."

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