Funny dog and cat sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode." - Cat

2. "I'm not spoiled, I just happen to be the center of the universe." - Dog

3. "I'm not fat, I'm just fluffy." - Cat

4. "I'm not begging, I'm just practicing my puppy eyes." - Dog

5. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just pretending not to hear you." - Cat

6. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity." - Dog

7. "I'm not demanding, I just have high standards." - Cat

8. "I'm not misbehaving, I'm just expressing my inner wild side." - Dog

9. "I'm not aloof, I'm just selective with my affection." - Cat

10. "I'm not barking, I'm just having a conversation with the neighbor's dog." - Dog

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