Funny dog quotes and sayings
1. "Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them, and filling an emptiness we didn't even know we had." - Thom Jones
2. "The more people I meet, the more I like my dog." - Unknown
3. "Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." - Roger Caras
4. "If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them." - Phil Pastoret
5. "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." - Josh Billings
6. "Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail." - Kinky Friedman
7. "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." - Andy Rooney
8. "Dogs are like potato chips, you can't have just one." - Unknown
9. "Happiness is a warm puppy." - Charles M. Schulz
10. "My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty." - Elayne Boosler
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1. Old friends are like stars, you may not always see them but you know they are always there.2. Make new friends, but keep the old; one is silver and the other gold.3. Old friends are the best friends, they know all your stories. New friends are like diamonds, precious and rare.4. New friend
1. You're my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye.2. You make my heart skip a beat every time I see you.3. I love you more than words can express.4. You're the missing piece to my puzzle.5. I fall for you more and more every day.6. You're my sunshine on a cloudy day.7. I'm so grateful
1. Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.2. I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world.3. The only thing that comes to a sleeping man is dreams.4. During your life, never stop dreaming. No one can take away your dreams.5.
1. Stay cool like an ice bear.2. Chill out and be as calm as an ice bear.3. Roar like an ice bear, but keep your cool.4. Be fierce and fearless like an ice bear.5. Embrace your inner strength like an ice bear.6. Keep your cool in any situation, just like an ice bear.7. Stand tall and pr
1. Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.2. The mind is everything. What you think you become.3. Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.4. You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.5. In th
1. Ride together, stay together.2. Love is like riding a dirtbike, it's thrilling and full of ups and downs.3. Two wheels, one heart.4. In love and dirtbiking, balance is key.5. Racing through life together.6. Our love is as wild as a dirtbike ride.7. Finding our way through the bumps a
1. Vaccines: Because who doesn't love a little prick?2. I got my flu shot, now where's my sticker?3. Vaccines: The only shots I don't mind taking.4. Vaccines: Making anti-vaxxers shake in their boots.5. I'm vaccinated, but I still can't resist a good shot.6. Vaccines: The original immunit
1. Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe2. Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy is staying in an unhappy marriage. - Jennifer Weiner3. Divorce is not the end of the world. It's the beginning of a new chapter in your life. - Unknown4. You neve
Here are some popular sayings from the movie Cars:1. Ka-chow! - Lightning McQueen's catchphrase2. I am speed. - Lightning McQueen3. Float like a Cadillac, sting like a Beemer. - Doc Hudson4. I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics. - Lightning McQueen5. I create feelings in o
1. Live life to the fullest.2. Dream big, work hard.3. Be the change you wish to see in the world.4. Believe in yourself and anything is possible.5. Success is not the key to happiness, happiness is the key to success.6. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.7. In the end