Funny dog quotes sayings
1. "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." - Rita Rudner
2. "The more people I meet, the more I like my dog." - Unknown
3. "Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them, and filling an emptiness we didn't even know we had." - Thom Jones
4. "I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive." - Gilda Radner
5. "If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them." - Phil Pastoret
6. "Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." - Roger Caras
7. "My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty." - Elayne Boosler
8. "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." - Christopher Morley
9. "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." - Josh Billings
10. "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." - Andy Rooney
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