Funny dog sayings
1. "I'm not spoiled, I'm just well-loved."
2. "I'm not fat, I'm just a little husky."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy."
4. "I'm not begging, I'm just practicing my puppy eyes."
5. "I'm not misbehaving, I'm just expressing my inner wild side."
6. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just a master of mischief."
7. "I'm not a couch potato, I'm just a professional napper."
8. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
9. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just selectively listening."
10. "I'm not a dog, I'm a furry comedian."
Above is Funny dog sayings.
1. I'm not a weatherman, but I predict a 100% chance of looking fabulous in this rain parka.2. Rain, rain, go away... or don't, because I've got my stylish parka on today!3. I'm singing in the rain, and my parka is my backup dancer.4. I may be wet, but my sense of humor is still dry in this p
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln3. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker4. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness
1. Swimming with sharks.2. Shark in the water.3. Shark attack.4. Like a shark in a feeding frenzy.5. Shark bait.6. Shark-infested waters.7. Keep moving forward like a shark.8. Sharp as a shark's tooth.9. Don't let the sharks smell blood.10. Surviving in a sea of sharks.
1. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode. - Sloth2. I'm not fat, I'm just fluffy. - Cat3. I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me. - Penguin4. I'm not a morning person, I'm a night owl. - Owl5. I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just misunderstood. - Raccoon6. I'm not stubborn, I'm just d
Get straight to the point.
Here are some famous quotes attributed to Kurt Cobain:1. Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.2. I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.3. I'm so happy because today I've found my friends - they're in my head.4. The duty of youth is to challenge c
1. I put a spell on you, because you're mine...and also because you ate the last slice of pizza.2. I'm not a regular witch, I'm a cool witch.3. I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas...and a wand.4. Witch better have my candy!5. I'm not flying, I'm just levitating with style.6. I'm not a
1. Tutu cute to handle!2. Tutu adorable for words.3. Tutu sweet to resist.4. Tutu fabulous for words.5. Tutu charming and oh so darling.6. Tutu pretty in pink (or any color!)7. Tutu lovely to twirl in.8. Tutu magical and full of charm.9. Tutu perfect in every way.10. Tutu delightf
1. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle2. The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn3. Love is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry4. Love is like the wind, you can't see it but
1. May your days be merry and bright!2. Wishing you a season filled with joy and laughter.3. Sending you warm holiday wishes and a sprinkle of happiness.4. May your heart be light and your spirits bright this holiday season.5. Here's to a holiday season filled with love, laughter, and lots