Funny dog tag sayings
1. "I'm not fat, I'm just a little husky."
2. "I'm not spoiled, I just have great taste."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm energy efficient."
4. "I'm not a regular dog, I'm a cool dog."
5. "I'm not a morning dog, I'm a night owl."
6. "I'm not misbehaving, I'm just creatively expressing myself."
7. "I'm not begging, I'm just practicing my puppy eyes."
8. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
9. "I'm not barking, I'm just speaking my mind."
10. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just a master of mischief."
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