Funny dracula sayings
1. "I vant to suck your blood... but first, can I get a snack?"
2. "I'm not a morning person... or a night person, really. I'm more of a eternal darkness kind of guy."
3. "I'm not a regular vampire, I'm a cool vampire."
4. "I'm not afraid of garlic, I just prefer my meals without seasoning."
5. "I don't always turn into a bat, but when I do, I make sure to avoid ceiling fans."
6. "I've been undead for centuries, but I still can't figure out how to work a smartphone."
7. "I'm not a monster, I'm just misunderstood... and thirsty."
8. "I tried counting sheep to fall asleep, but then I remembered I'm a vampire and sheep are more like appetizers."
9. "I'm a night owl... or should I say, night bat?"
10. "I'm not afraid of crosses, I just have a strong aversion to pointy things."
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