Funny dressage sayings
1. "Dressage: where the horse does all the work and the rider takes all the credit."
2. "Dressage: the art of making a horse do what it already knows how to do, but in a fancy way."
3. "Dressage riders: we spend more time perfecting our horse's hair than our own."
4. "Dressage: where the horse thinks they're in charge, but we know better."
5. "Dressage riders: we're basically just fancy dancers on horseback."
6. "Dressage: because who needs a therapist when you have a horse to talk to?"
7. "Dressage: where half-passes are easier than parallel parking."
8. "Dressage riders: we're like the ballerinas of the equestrian world, but with more manure."
9. "Dressage: where the horse is the real athlete and the rider is just along for the ride."
10. "Dressage: because who needs a social life when you have a horse to obsess over?"
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