Funny drill sergeant sayings
1. "If you're not sweating, you're not trying! And if you're not trying, you're gonna be crying!"
2. "I didn't ask for your excuses, I asked for results! Move it, maggot!"
3. "You call that a push-up? I've seen better form from a sloth on a Sunday!"
4. "I've seen better discipline from a pack of wild hyenas! Get your act together, soldier!"
5. "You move slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter! Pick up the pace!"
6. "I've got news for you, recruit - this ain't no picnic, this is boot camp! Get your head in the game!"
7. "You're about as coordinated as a three-legged donkey on a tightrope! Shape up or ship out!"
8. "I've seen more determination in a sack of potatoes! Show me some grit, soldier!"
9. "You're softer than a marshmallow in a sauna! Toughen up, buttercup!"
10. "You're so clumsy, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel! Get it together, recruit!"
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