Funny edgy sayings
1. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I'm not a social butterfly, I'm a social caterpillar."
7. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
8. "I'm not sarcastic, I'm just fluent in sarcasm."
9. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
10. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
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