Funny elf on shelf sayings
1. "I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged!"
2. "I'm not a morning person, I'm an elf."
3. "I'm on the nice list... most of the time."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
5. "I'm not lost, Santa just misplaced me."
6. "I'm not a cookie thief, I'm a cookie connoisseur."
7. "I'm not mischievous, I'm creatively spontaneous."
8. "I'm not causing chaos, I'm spreading holiday cheer."
9. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just misunderstood."
10. "I'm not a spy, I'm just keeping an eye on things."
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