Funny engagement congratulations sayings
1. "Congratulations on finding someone willing to put up with your nonsense for the rest of their life!"
2. "May your love be as strong as your wifi signal."
3. "Here's to love, laughter, and happily ever after... or at least until one of you leaves the toilet seat up."
4. "Congratulations on finding your lobster! May your love be as unbreakable as Ross and Rachel's."
5. "Wishing you a lifetime of love, happiness, and never-ending inside jokes."
6. "May your marriage be like a good cup of coffee - strong, warm, and always there to pick you up when you need it."
7. "Congratulations on getting engaged! Remember, the key to a successful marriage is... forgetting who's right and who's wrong."
8. "Here's to love, laughter, and a lifetime of pretending to be interested in each other's hobbies."
9. "Congratulations on finding your happily ever after! May your love story be as epic as a Netflix binge-watching session."
10. "Cheers to the happy couple! May your love be like a fine wine - only getting better with age."
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