Funny eshay sayings
1. "Oi mate, don't be a drongo, just chuck a sickie and head to the servo for some durries."
2. "She'll be right, just grab a slab and let's have a chinwag."
3. "Strewth, that Sheila is a bit of a dag, but she's a top sheila."
4. "Don't be a galah, just chuck a U-ey and head to Maccas for a feed."
5. "Fair dinkum, that bloke is as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
6. "You're as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike, mate."
7. "He's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock, that one."
8. "She's got a face like a dropped pie, poor Sheila."
9. "I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger, need a cold one ASAP."
10. "He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock, if you know what I mean."
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