Funny exhausted sayings

1. "I'm so tired, I could sleep for a week... but I probably won't get more than a few hours."

2. "I'm running on fumes and caffeine at this point, so if I say something nonsensical, just blame it on exhaustion."

3. "I'm so tired, I feel like a zombie without the appetite for brains."

4. "I'm so exhausted, I think my tiredness has its own gravitational pull."

5. "I'm so tired, I could fall asleep standing up... but that might be a bit awkward in public."

6. "I'm so tired, I'm pretty sure my yawns have yawns."

7. "I'm so exhausted, I'm considering changing my middle name to 'Naptime'."

8. "I'm so tired, I'm starting to envy the energy of sloths."

9. "I'm so drained, I feel like a deflated balloon in need of a serious recharge."

10. "I'm so tired, I'm pretty sure even my dreams are yawning."

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