Funny family christmas card sayings
1. "May your Christmas be filled with awkward family photos and lots of love!"
2. "Wishing you a Christmas as bright as your holiday sweater collection!"
3. "From our dysfunctional family to yours, Merry Christmas!"
4. "May your holiday season be filled with joy, laughter, and plenty of embarrassing moments caught on camera!"
5. "Here's to surviving another year of family gatherings - Merry Christmas!"
6. "May your Christmas be merry and your family photos be less awkward than last year's!"
7. "Sending you warm wishes and a reminder to smile through the chaos of family gatherings this Christmas!"
8. "May your Christmas be filled with love, laughter, and enough family drama to keep things interesting!"
9. "Wishing you a Christmas full of joy, laughter, and the perfect amount of family craziness!"
10. "Remember, the best gift you can give your family this Christmas is your presence... and maybe some homemade cookies to sweeten the deal!"
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