Funny famous sayings

1. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown

2. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." - Rodney Dangerfield

3. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright

4. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." - Michael Scott (The Office)

5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown

6. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it." - Unknown

7. "I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure." - Unknown

8. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode." - Unknown

9. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown

10. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just dancing with the floor." - Unknown

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Mist to the grill sayings

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Mother daughter sayings

1. A daughter is just a little girl who grows up to be your best friend.2. A mother and daughter's love is forever.3. A daughter is a mother's treasure and a mother is a daughter's greatest support.4. A daughter may outgrow your lap, but she will never outgrow your heart.5. A mother's love

Cute short meaningful sayings

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Sayings of eating fruits and vegetables

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Funny sayings about bffs

1. A good friend knows all your best stories, but a best friend has lived them with you.2. Friends come and go, like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.3. We'll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home together.4. A best friend is like a four

Italian wise sayings

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Cheesy welcome home sayings

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Sayings about moving too quickly

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Milk sayings quotes

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Fondness quotes sayings

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