Funny famous sayings
1. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
2. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." - Rodney Dangerfield
3. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright
4. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." - Michael Scott (The Office)
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown
6. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it." - Unknown
7. "I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure." - Unknown
8. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode." - Unknown
9. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
10. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just dancing with the floor." - Unknown
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