Funny farm animal sayings
1. "Ewe gotta be kidding me!"
2. "Hogging all the attention."
3. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."
4. "This party is udderly fantastic!"
5. "Quit horsing around!"
6. "She's a real busy bee."
7. "That's a bunch of bull!"
8. "He's as stubborn as a mule."
9. "I'm feeling sheepish."
10. "Let's pig out!"
Above is Funny farm animal sayings.
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